Posted 1 day ago
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speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

Posted 1 day ago

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

Posted 1 day ago

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

Posted 1 day ago

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

Posted 1 day ago

thecutestofthecute:

I was confused about this until i did a little research

I can now say that I am not disappointed in doing so

(Source: dunkstein)

Posted 1 day ago

911official:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

I’m 1000% sure this did not happen at all

Posted 1 day ago

akasakaryuunosuke:

people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying

(Source: syosama)

Posted 1 day ago

jackstroubleinatanktop:

ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean:

my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this

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and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how??? 

but then

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this is how

costco doesnt fuck around

Posted 1 day ago